Of course she doesn't. Women have their own language and when they ask for sex, what they really mean might be something entirely different -- i.e. they may want you to perform a task for them besides doing all the work in bed. Why is it that women habitually ask for things in such an indirect way? This is a question for the ages.
So why do women use these kind of words? Women subtly manipulate their messages on purpose to confuse the male gender. The purpose of this behavior is to mask their demands, or the favors they ask of their men because they feel that if they come right out and ask, then guys will have a "favor to repay" coupon held over their head. The goal is to condition men to act in a way that is beneficial to women, but without their realizing that they're performing a task.
The reason? To eliminate the you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours rule. You see, if men are not aware that they're doing their girlfriends a favor, then they will never expect any in return.
MEAN WHAT YOU SAY
Just think of all the times we remained tongue-tied when our women would say, "When was the last time you blah, blah, blah for me?" or "you never blah, blah anymore!" We know we have, we just can't remember when because of our blurred states of mind.
Here are just a few of their secret codes:
She asks: "Honey, are you tired?" or "Honey, are you busy?"
She means: "Let's talk."
She says: "I had such a hard day at work!"
She means: "Ask how my day went."
So, is she fat?
She asks: "How do I look in this dress?"
She means: "Did I gain weight?"
She asks: "Do I excite you?"
She means: "Are you still attracted to me?"
She says: "Tell me your fantasies."
She means: "Tell me what you'll do to me , not Monica Bellucci or Charisma Carpenter."
She does: Covers herself in bed from chin to toe, with a devious smile.
She wants: Sex, and is definitely up for it . Don't let her down!
She says: Anything with the words "mother," "work" or "hair."
She means: Not tonight honey.
She says: "I feel sick."
You think: "Baby on the way! I knew I should have used protection."
She means: "Please do not go out with the guys tonight."
She says: "No!"
She means: "No!"
She says: "I'm so tired!"
She means: "Please pick me up from work."
She says: "It's not you."
She means: "It's you."
She says: "It's not us."
She means: "It's us."
The next time you hear your lady utter any of these phrases, you'll know exactly what she really wants and means. You can either play dumb, or be slick and go along with it.
If you go along, make sure you make it known to her that yes, you will follow through on her request. However, now she's trapped because once you perform the favor, you expect one in return. Of course, you can always use your imagination.
Enjoy...
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