Top Ten Ways to Fix the Education System

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10. English composition classes should teach only e-mail acronyms and emoticons.

9. Simplify math, declare 100 the highest number.

8. Enroll teachers in ESL classes, Ebonics as a Second Language

7. Stop teaching complicated science terms and concepts. Just say God did it.

6. Patriot Act eliminates need to teach civics or Bill of Rights.

5. Childhood obesity epidemic? Give credit for lunch!

4. Keep teaching abstinence to room full of pregnant teenagers.

3. Introduce steel cage deathmatch to Presidential Fitness Challenge.

2. Increase student-exchange programs; pick up some of those smart Asian and Indian kids and dump some of our stupid Americans on them.

1. Leave some of these dumb-fucks behind!

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